The Official House Duck Chicken Hoodie

This is it. The one you've been waiting for.

Forget that generic, thin hoodie you have in the back of your closet. This is the Official House Duck Chicken Hoodie—the new uniform for our community. We didn't just find the cheapest blank; we sourced a premium Cotton Heritage hoodie that's built to be your absolute favorite.

It’s ridiculously soft, perfectly weighted, and structured to look good, not sloppy. Whether you're repping the brand on a 3 AM snack run, trying to explain the "House Duck Chicken" phenomenon to confused onlookers, or just layering up, this is your new go-to.

This isn't just merch. It's a statement. A weird, chaotic, and incredibly comfortable statement.

Why You'll Love This Hoodie
Absurdly Soft Feel: The 100% cotton face feels amazing. You won't want to take it off.

The Perfect Blend: Made with 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, it's the ideal mix for long-lasting comfort, durability, and resisting shrinkage.

A Hood That Actually Looks Good: This isn't a flimsy, floppy hood. The 3-panel construction gives it structure, so it sits right every time.

All The Essentials: Features a classic front pouch pocket (for your phone, keys, or chicken nuggets) and matching flat drawstrings for a clean look.

Premium Touch: A subtle, self-fabric patch on the back lets you know it's quality.

Available in Black, Heather Grey, Bone, and White.
Don't just watch the chaos—wear it.
Grab your official House Duck Chicken hoodie before this drop sells out.

A Note From (Mis)Management
This hoodie isn't sitting in some massive, dusty warehouse. Our garage is already too full for that.

The second you hit that "buy" button, our partners fire up the machines and print this thing especially for you.

This means it takes a little extra time to get to your door, but it's how we avoid making a mountain of unsold merch that ends up in a landfill. You get a fresh-off-the-press hoodie, and we don't add to the world's fast-fashion garbage pile.

So, thank you for making a thoughtful (and chaotic) purchasing decision.

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