The Official House Duck Chicken Crewneck

Sometimes you don't want a hood. You don't want weird hems. You just want a classic, perfect, unbelievably comfortable sweatshirt.

This is that sweatshirt.

Meet the Official House Duck Chicken Crewneck. We chose this Gildan 18000 because it’s a timeless classic. It’s a sturdy, medium-heavyweight crew that’s built to be your new default layer for… well, everything.

It’s got that soft, brushed-fleece interior that feels like a hug from a well-meaning (but slightly unhinged) friend. This is the ultimate, no-nonsense canvas for our very nonsensical brand.

Perfect for layering, lounging, or having a 2 AM existential crisis in the grocery store.

Why It's Your New Favorite
The Perfect Blend: Made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, it’s the ideal mix of soft, breathable, and durable.

Classic Comfort: A sturdy, medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) with a brushed-fleece inside. It’s warm, it's cozy, and it's pill-resistant.

A Fit That Just Works: This is your classic unisex fit. No tricks, no weird cuts. It’s reliable and looks good on everyone.

Built to Last: With double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem, this thing is designed to be worn, washed, and abused.

Stop overthinking it. This is the one.

Grab the essential crewneck and get comfortable with the chaos.

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