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A Little Merch
The Official House Duck Chicken Heavyweight Tee
The Official House Duck Chicken Heavyweight Tee
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$30.00 CAD
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$30.00 CAD
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This is it. The new uniform.
We’re done with those paper-thin, clingy, "wore-it-once-and-it-shrunk" merch shirts. You deserve better. We sourced this tee specifically because it’s a premium, heavyweight, structured shirt that actually feels good to wear.
It's thick, it's soft, and it's got that perfect garment-dyed, "worn-in" look from day one. This isn't just another shirt; it's the official canvas for our chaotic, nonsensical, internet-slop lifestyle.
It’s built to be your new favorite tee. The one you wear until it literally falls apart.
Why You'll Actually Wear This
Premium & Beefy: Made of 100% ring-spun cotton with a serious 6.1 oz/yd² fabric weight. It’s structured, not sloppy.
Insanely Soft: That "garment-dyed" process means it’s pre-shrunk and has a soft, broken-in feel right out of the box.
The Perfect Fit: A classic relaxed fit that complements every look. Not too tight, not a parachute.
Built to Last: We've got double-needle stitching everywhere and twill-taped neck/shoulders. This thing is durable enough to survive the apocalypse (or just... laundry day).
You're already one of us. You might as well look the part.
Get the official tee. Join the chaos.
We’re done with those paper-thin, clingy, "wore-it-once-and-it-shrunk" merch shirts. You deserve better. We sourced this tee specifically because it’s a premium, heavyweight, structured shirt that actually feels good to wear.
It's thick, it's soft, and it's got that perfect garment-dyed, "worn-in" look from day one. This isn't just another shirt; it's the official canvas for our chaotic, nonsensical, internet-slop lifestyle.
It’s built to be your new favorite tee. The one you wear until it literally falls apart.
Why You'll Actually Wear This
Premium & Beefy: Made of 100% ring-spun cotton with a serious 6.1 oz/yd² fabric weight. It’s structured, not sloppy.
Insanely Soft: That "garment-dyed" process means it’s pre-shrunk and has a soft, broken-in feel right out of the box.
The Perfect Fit: A classic relaxed fit that complements every look. Not too tight, not a parachute.
Built to Last: We've got double-needle stitching everywhere and twill-taped neck/shoulders. This thing is durable enough to survive the apocalypse (or just... laundry day).
You're already one of us. You might as well look the part.
Get the official tee. Join the chaos.
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