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A Little Merch
The Official House Duck Chicken Embroidered Cuffed Beanie
The Official House Duck Chicken Embroidered Cuffed Beanie
Regular price
$35.00 CAD
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$35.00 CAD
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Essential equipment for controlling the chaos inside your head. This isn't some floppy, bargain-bin hat. This is a snug, form-fitting beanie designed to hug your skull and keep your brain warm while you doomscroll at 3 AM.
It features the official House Duck Chicken logo embroidered right on the cuff—a high-quality, subtle signal to others in the simulation that you understand the assignment. It’s long enough to wear cuffed for a classic look, or uncuffed if you’re feeling particularly unhinged.
Wear it all winter. Wear it in the summer AC. Wear it to hide the fact that you haven't washed your hair in four days. It's the new uniform.
The Specs:
The Fit: Snug and form-fitting. It holds on tight.
The Material: 100% "Turbo Acrylic." We don't know why it's "turbo," but it sounds aggressive and feels soft.
The Details: High-quality embroidery. None of that cheap screen-print garbage that cracks after one wash.
The Vibe: Hypoallergenic. Because the world is irritating enough already; your hat shouldn't be.
The Length: A generous 12″ (30 cm) so you have options.
• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Indonesia
- Manufacturing—the Republic of Korea
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
It features the official House Duck Chicken logo embroidered right on the cuff—a high-quality, subtle signal to others in the simulation that you understand the assignment. It’s long enough to wear cuffed for a classic look, or uncuffed if you’re feeling particularly unhinged.
Wear it all winter. Wear it in the summer AC. Wear it to hide the fact that you haven't washed your hair in four days. It's the new uniform.
The Specs:
The Fit: Snug and form-fitting. It holds on tight.
The Material: 100% "Turbo Acrylic." We don't know why it's "turbo," but it sounds aggressive and feels soft.
The Details: High-quality embroidery. None of that cheap screen-print garbage that cracks after one wash.
The Vibe: Hypoallergenic. Because the world is irritating enough already; your hat shouldn't be.
The Length: A generous 12″ (30 cm) so you have options.
• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Indonesia
- Manufacturing—the Republic of Korea
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
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