The Official House Duck Chicken Crop Hoodie

This isn't just a hoodie. It's a strategic decision.

It's the perfect uniform for when you need to be comfy, but also want to make everyone in the room slightly uncomfortable. The trendy raw hem looks like you angrily cut it off yourself (but, you know... fashionably).

This is your new statement piece. It’s what you wear for a late-night snack run, an existential crisis, or just to prove you are the main character in this simulation. It’s soft, it’s chaotic, and it has a dropped shoulder for that perfect "I just woke up and am already funnier than you" look.

Pair it with high-waisted jeans, sweatpants, or nothing (we don't make the rules).

Why You'll Live In This
Absurdly Soft: It's a 52% airlume combed cotton and 48% poly-fleece blend. Translation: it's ridiculously soft and cozy.

The Perfect Cut: Features a cropped body and a raw hem that's designed to look good.

Looks Good Sloppy: The dropped shoulder cut gives it that relaxed, effortless vibe.

The Details: Comes with dyed-to-match drawstrings for a clean, cohesive look.

Your wardrobe is boring. Fix it.

Add this to your cart and ascend to a new level of chaotic comfort.

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