The Official House Duck Chicken Beanie

Let's be real. "Beanie season" is a rule made up by people who don't understand the vibe.

This is your new all-season, all-excuse accessory. Bad hair day? Beanie. Need to signal to the world that you're mainlining internet slop? Beanie. Is it 90 degrees in August? Show the world you make your own rules and wear the beanie.

This isn't just a piece of merch; it's a non-verbal agreement that you're in on the joke. It’s the official new uniform for the chaotic and confused.

Available in Acid Green (a color so loud it's practically screaming) and Black (for when your chaos is more... introverted).

Why This Beanie Doesn't Suck
Actually Comfortable: It’s a 50/50 blend of acrylic and recycled polyester. Soft, stretchy, and not itchy.

The Perfect Structure: This is a double-layer knit, meaning it’s thick enough to have that perfect cuffed look without being floppy or thin.

Eco-Friendly Chaos: That 50% recycled polyester means you're being environmentally responsible, which helps offset... well, everything else about this brand.

Looks Good on Everyone: The classic cuffed design (8.27″ long) is a universally flattering fit.

You know you need it. Your brain knows you need it.

Stop thinking. Add the beanie to your cart and complete the transformation.